perryplat:

#NO IAM NTO DRKUN #I AM ASLUA #UR DDRCUNK ZKOU

whimsicalspecks:

akitron:

buttlarious:

tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr

 #I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr

badtvblog:

Great Gatsby captioned exactly how it happened.

lavastormsw:

spun-foonerisms:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

THREETY THREE THOUG H

FORTY FOUR TH-

wait

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

sarahseeandersen:

The internal monologue that goes on whenever I cave to junk food. T_T

ibrokethestars:

willmyherondale:

“You should watch this show!”

ok i’ll just add it to the list

“This is such a good series you have to read it!” 

ok i’ll just add it to the list

“Oh my god you have to see this movie!”

ok i’ll just add it to the list

“ugh, you should totally murder her!”

ok i’ll just add it to the list

kristohfer:

evawrites:

fucking mattresses how they do work

FIREFOX HAS ENCOUNTER A PROBLEM AND NEEDS TO CRASH.

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.